How NOT to Grow a Congregation
Yes, this is brought to you by April Fool’s Day. While some of these may sound far-fetched, the not-so-funny reality is that these are actual quotes overheard and reported to me by District Staffers. Please note that the congregations where these quotes took place are not growing (in most definitions of the word.) If you suspect some of these citations may have been overheard in your congregation, please contact your District Staff for an intervention. They’re here for you. (more…)